5. Ending our relationship was a gift, and I thank you for that. It gave me an opportunity to express myself fully and be the person that seemed so flawed to you. The new found confidence allowed me to live more adventurously and I have had many incredible experiences and met amazing people as a result.
Most of all though, I hope that you grow up. I could care less about the things that happened between us, but what you did to our ‘bffs’ is unacceptable. People are not your pawns, especially when you tell them they’re your friend.
24. Phew, onto better things. Five words/phrases that make me laugh :)
1. poop (because i’m 5)
3. compound cuss words (fuckface, shithead, etc)
4. words that come out of margaret cho
5. i’m also a firm believer that the right tone & face combo can make any word/phrase sound funny
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